how it goes...

"mum, are you sure you're eating healthily?"
ok, this is an advert to encourage people to look after their old people. loosely translated this means
"mum, i'm looking at your fridge, and it seems like you're a fat cow"
and i saw one which showed a man on the phone saying
"I think my neighbour needs some help going to the shops"
this is the SAME guy who told his mum she was unhealthy, to me he seems like a nosey freak.
next thing you know, the library will be recommending the new Jaqueline Wilson book; "my first grandparent"
urgh free me! i'm sitting in my living room listening to my dad make mean comments about sport relief.
omg, kayleigh invited me to her party-type-thing tomorrow (after alexandra gave her the guilt trip probs)
i was invited last! after school! i can totally tell that alex had to talk to her about it because she invited everyone else during school, but she invited me by text later on, and she had every opportunity to invite me.
anyway, it's cool (: it's all cool :P
i was texting liam today, btw, it was pretty awesome (:
ok, i have to go, this guy on dragon's den is being totally slated.
xx
p.s, why is everyone telling me i'm majorely tired